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[personal profile] brainwane
[JOKE STARTS HERE]

As a woman of color over 35 years old who is a US citizen, I was of course approached by the Biden campaign as a potential vice presidential nominee.

Biden, 77, says he wants a running mate who is ready to assume the presidency, who shares his priorities and with whom he is “simpatico.”


Bio: Tech entrepreneur since 2015; has served on multiple nonprofit boards and testified before state legislature and city council committee hearings; first woman of color to be a maintainer of the Python Package Index; has memorized several US Presidential campaign theme songs via Oscar Brand's Smithsonian Folkways album.

How seriously is she being considered?: Opinions differ on this point. Sources in the Harihareswara camp say she's "quite a contender" but Biden staffers suggested that "who?" and "how do you spell that?"

Signature issues: Has championed sustainability and inclusion in open source software; worked towards open data in government; played a high-profile role in ensuring consistent supplies of biscotti in her household during the pandemic; as a project manager, consistently used time zones when referring to times (e.g., "8am ET") in meeting planning emails, rather than leaving others to guess.

Relationship with Biden: They are not close, but have multiple times been in the same city at the same time.

Pros and cons: Harihareswara is among the 20 best-known leaders in the key "Dreamwidth feminists who also use emacs" demographic, and her fanvidding skills may come in handy in case the digital media team needs help at crunch time. Also, even though she cannot fluently speak Kannada or Hindi, some Americans of South Asian descent will be mildly more likely to vote for a ticket with an Indian name on it (although Biden's opponent can point to his many appointments of South Asian-Americans to counter this factor). However, she is a less prominent voice on issues that party insiders feel will be more central to this year's election, such as domestic politics, international politics, the economy, health care, policing, the environment, food security, reproductive rights, constitutional law, tax policy, the role of religion in public life, racism, the Due South Ray Wars, and agriculture.

On being considered for vice president: "Was this in an email? I'm behind on email."

[END OF JOKE]

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Date: 2020-06-22 03:01 pm (UTC)
watersword: Keira Knightley, Pirates of the Caribbean advert, holding a gun, and the words "well-behaved women rarely make history." (Pirates of the Caribbean: well behaved)
From: [personal profile] watersword
/cackles

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Date: 2020-06-22 11:21 pm (UTC)
watersword: Keira Knightley, in Pride and Prejudice (2007), turning her head away from the viewer, the word "elizabeth" written near (Default)
From: [personal profile] watersword
When reached for comment, one of Harihareswara's friends said, "I mean, press conferences would be a lot more fun if she were up there, she's pretty funny."

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Date: 2020-06-22 04:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cahn
as a project manager, consistently used time zones when referring to times (e.g., "8am ET") in meeting planning emails, rather than leaving others to guess

YOU HAVE MY VOTE.

:D

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Date: 2020-06-23 12:40 am (UTC)
colorblue: (Default)
From: [personal profile] colorblue
Seconded. :D

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Date: 2020-06-22 05:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alexr_rwx
Biden/Harihareswara 2020!! LGTM; deploy to production immediately please.

I LOLed

Date: 2020-06-22 05:47 pm (UTC)
jesse_the_k: Ray Kowalski is happy to be alive, surrounded by yellow rubber ducks (dS RayK's ducks)
From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k
also, how can you not have a position on the Ray Wars?

Of course [community profile] emacs exists!

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Date: 2020-06-22 06:53 pm (UTC)
cuddyclothes: (Laughing Shoes)
From: [personal profile] cuddyclothes
*points to icon*

Biden could do way worse, you know.

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Date: 2020-06-22 11:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] bibliofile
WAY worse.

"... racism, the Due South Ray Wars, and agriculture."

heh.

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Date: 2020-06-23 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ndrosen
I’m sure he could.

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Date: 2020-06-22 08:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] nanila
Sounds like a winning ticket to me!

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Date: 2020-06-22 11:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tylik
You totally would get my vote - and I'm on the vim side of that divide!

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Date: 2020-06-23 12:07 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] altamira16
I was really interested in your candidacy until I got to the part about emacs. 😜

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Date: 2020-06-23 04:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] j00j
LOL but also you'd have my vote
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